maybe larry's real and you're not

bezoarcureforpoison:

strawberryinstantoatmeal:

my dad owns a small business and today he found out that one of his male employees was sexually harassing a female coworker and sending her dick pics and shit and so my dad fired him and then immediately left work to drive to this guy’s other job and told his boss there and got him fired from two jobs in the span of like an hour lmao 

Good dad.  Good boss.

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the-husbando:

twilightown:

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

(via momecat)

mrdinglesugden:

Whenever I see people like “tHe ShOw LoVeS rObEcCa!!!!” I remember the time the show could have had Robert seduce Rebecca but chose to have Robert seduce Lawrence instead

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truestoriesaboutme:

ravenslunas:

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

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mszamil:

parked car conversations are lowkey therapy sessions

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